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Santa's Reindeer
Qbek | Czw 22-12-2005 04:14
What do the reindeer talk about while they whizz across the starlit sky? Here’s a little sample.
- Sheesh! What’s he been eating this year? ROCKS?
- He shouts all our names all the time, sure, but do you really think he knows which one is which?
- I never knew Donner had a tattoo THERE!- Sure...HIS seat is a floatation device. What about us?
- Tried those new lite oats? You really should.
- Man, I hope we pause on a rooftop soon. I’m beat.
- HEY! Watch the antlers there, buddy!
- Did you hear you-know-who got a nose job?
- You know, after a few hundred miles, these jingle bells really get annoying!
- So, you want to go someplace afterward for some reindeer games?
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