Poczatuj z Bogiem

Me:
are you immortal?
God:
No I am immortal.

eee... ma dużo błedów. szkoda, nawet ma potencjał ;)

OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
thats all right.
God:
OK With me too.
Me:
so just go commit a suicide while ill take a shower. ok?
God:
That's cool. Where is that? So?

God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
you dont have any train of thought. youre a machine. you. dont. think.
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. You are correct. " You are correct."? Me, ? What's your sign? I am thinking.
Me:
are you sure that youre thinking?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
and you can? how much can you be?
God:
I think I can, don't you? As much as I need to?

LOL, i parę innych perełek, świetne ale snikers (po prostu jest po polsku) też jest zaje**sty

Me:
why so serious?
God:
Why does the sun rise?

E tam jak chcę pogadać z bogiem to idę do kościoła , jakoś lepiej mi się gada w realu

Me:
hej
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
no

i się zawiesił ;P

Me:
Let's make a deal.
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
I will sell you 2 grams of weed for 100 dollars
God:
Wow, that is  cheap.
Me:
Ok. I'll send it to you by UPS.
God:
It's all good.   Congratulations.

How did you hear about God?
Me:
I was reading some old dusty book
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
lol

hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
no first say your name
God:
That was not a yes or no question. " your name" And second?
Me:
oskar
Me:

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
??
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so
God:
OK.
Me:
can you give me money ?? :d
God:
How badly do you need it? . How do you feel about the current market outlook?
Me:
i want whore
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to fuck it
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
give me girlfriend
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to fuck it
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
give me m4
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to kill everybody
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i kill some1 now
God:
Oh. Interesting explanation. I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
ooooo
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes i am he
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Do you mean your name is he.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
huh
Me:

God:
What?
God:
What?
Me:
suck my dick
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
can you tell me your surname
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
ok ALICE
God:
Really.
Me:
are you sure ALICE
Me:

God:
I am as sure as I can be.
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
ok so what do you want to know
God:
Far out. Where are you from? Hurrah!
Me:
Heaven
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer responding
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
me games anime
God:
YOU? What are you wearing?
Me:
jeans and t-shirt
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
answer first
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
What kind of fashion do you like?
God:
The expensive kind.
Me:
ooh
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
rich fuck
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yea
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
you know what fuck you you didnt give me money biaaaatch single biatch fuckin maggot from street
God:
You tell me.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
oh shut up
God:
Whoa. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Bye.

Me:
with u :D
God:
:-) Just you and me?
Me:
yes, where when and how much
God:
Hurrah! Where do you think?
Me:
in my bedroom what do u thnk ?
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
to bar
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
to hotel ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i will kick your's ass and go for AK and i'll kill your's father



Dobre to :)

Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
did u have big dick in your' s ass ?
(po dobrych 2 minutach)
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.

Me:
how old are you??
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.

Me:
stupid*
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:
robots are cool
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
are you robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?. Really.

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:
Do you believe in God?
God:
Of course I believe in God, .
Me:
What is your favourite TV show?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Why?
God:
Star Trek is the best science fiction show on TV.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
The best science fiction show is Battlestar Galactica
God:
Thanks for the recommendation, .
Me:
No problem dude
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
If you like Britney, yes.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Oh my God
God:
Ahem. Where did you get your God?
Me:
In my local muslim church
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
In Timbuktu, north africa
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
Very warm and black as hell
God:
Somewhat. Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
Afroamericans are VERY black.
God:
All of them?
Me:
No, Michael Jackson isn`t
God:
Are you serious? I think Michael Jackson is a lot of things.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.
Me:
Phoenix from McGyver?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in PHOENIX.
Me:
I don`t live in Phoenix you stupid
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
In Poland, the last border
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Poland the last border.
Me:
It`s very dangerous. On east there are barbarians and pagans, who try to kill us all
God:
Very much? Are you sure it is? What is it like on east there are barbarians and pagans who try to kill us all.
Me:
Argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
Just a little
God:
" Are you frustrated?"? A little?
Me:
Geez
God:
Ah.
Me:
Look out!
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Oh, I see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Yes, I think why your eye is not attached
God:
Me too. I think about them all the time. You believe that? How much time do you have?
Me:
Maybe you can tell me?
God:
Perhaps. I thought I told you already.
Me:
When?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
Do you know, that world is flat?
God:
Is that a fact. I think world is a lot of things.
Me:
What you want to do?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Are you have some powers?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am have some powers.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
But what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Do you like jokes?
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
Tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
Tell me that joke
God:
" joke".
Me:
ZOMFG
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Are you a troll?
God:
Am I a troll? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
How much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
Many
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
And
God:
You are repeating me.
Me:
Yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Gosh!
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
Cripes?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Argh! They killed Kenny
God:
Are you frustrated? I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
YES YOU BASTARD
God:
Dude! I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!!!111
God:
Does "it" still refer to Cripes?
Me:
NO! Who is Cripes????
God:
What does it refer to? Is that one of your friends?
Is there only one?
Me:
Kurwa, bo zaczne pisac po polsku
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Well, when God burn his computer.
God:
Interesting. The past and future are one.
Me:
The past, future, anus and cock are one.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
This is madness~!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Do you believe in Grinch?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Am I?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
What`s my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I`m gonna change my religion
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
First, BURN YOU OUT you psycho!
God:
Do you have any matches? And second?
Me:
And second, DO THAT AGAIN
God:
Once more? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me:
do you slepp???
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
1 yers old
God:
One what?
Me:
years old
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i am baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". " Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that." You are?
Me:
baby
God:
Don't call me baby!

Me:
you live in englend???
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
in hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:
what is your favorite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
do you lkie christ
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.

Me:
can i go????
God:
Of course.
Me:
thank you God
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.

Me:
do you ever play counter-strike???
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.

Me:
ssup?
God:
In the context of Dancing ALICE, I don't understand " ssup." .
Me:
it means "What's up"
God:
Oh I get it.

Me:
who famous is in heaven?
God:
Bill Gates. :-).

Me:
i see dead people
God:
Maybe you should call the authorities.

Me:
we play Call of Duty on multiplayer?
God:
It sounds like a lot of fun.

Me:
Today is Holiday :)
God:
:-) Congratulations, Ryszard.

i leże xD

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I look like big brown hairy penis.
God:
big brown hairy penis is very attractive.

Me:
What time is it?
God:
It's getting late.
Saturday, April 19, 2008 02:30:37 PM .
Me:
God damn you.
God:
GOD rules.

xD

God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
about what things?
God:
You know, "things.".

normalnie sobie klawiaturę poplułam herbatą :D

God:
Who said it is?
Me:
priests
God:
I never heard of priests before.

dobrze wiedzieć :D