Rowan Atkinson na lekcji

Right come on, settle down please. Answer your names.

Anus.

Arsebandit.

Bottom.

Clitoris. Where are you, Clitoris?

Dodo.

Enema.

Fistup. Come on, grow up please.

Genital. I'm sorry, Genital.

Herpes. Still with us I see.

Imadick. Imadick! Enema, you know Imadick don't you?

Jaculation.

Myprick. Has anybody seen Myprick? Come on! Somebody must have seen Myprick! Very well. Remind me to beat Myprick when he gets here.

Nicenquick.

Ontop.

Pube. Ahhh, Myprick! So nice of you to turn up. Yes. Well now that you are here Myprick, perhaps you'd like to find a seat. Bottom, squeeze Myprick in somewhere there will you?

Rigid.

Our Russian exchange student, Suckmeoff.

Tightfit.

Upyoursh.

Vulva.

Yourprick.

And Zipper. Zipper? Absent.

Now then boys, the headmaster has asked me to speak to you this morning on the subject of SMUT. All members of staff have noticed an alarming increase of the use of silly humour and purile inuendo around the school.

Rigid, Fistup, Bottom, Out!

There have been some disgusting doodlings on the walls of the labatories. Sit up straight, Ontop. One or two unpleasant health magazines have been found. If you fall asleep Ontop, I shall be very annoyed.

And Mr Hardon tells me that there has been a great deal of sniggering in his biology class. Tightfit, for heaven's sake, leave Yourprick alone!

I don't care, Yourprick had no business poking into your desk in the first place. I will not put up with this kind of behaviour boys, and neither must I warn you will Mr. Gripbighardcock. This is a school for the sons of gentlemen, and theory is that someday you turn into a gentleman yourself, that is with the exception of Genital, who appears to be turning into a ferrett.

So there will be an end to this second form toilet humour where so much conversation is just devoted to smutty doblonden tendre. Dodo Suckmeof Nicenquick, detention Saturday!

Right, I'm going to the staff room now, but if I come back and catch Herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did yesterday, then there'll be trouble!

Atkinson rządzi po całości,
Jak oglądam jego występy lub seriale(czarna żmija chociażby) to aż żal mi ludzi, którzy nie znają angielskiego... Tak wiele tracą...

tłumaczone oczywiście

łiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

"imadick" buhaha:D

uhaha, zabawne nazwiska. Można się uśmiać.

Piękne! :D

zajebiste, nazwiska rozwalają...

Ta kamienna twarz rozwala

russian exchange student, Suck me off:):):):) whhaaaaaaaaaaaa:)

Imadick oooo lol

has anybody seen Myprick? somebody must have seen Myprick

twardy jest :) ja bym chyba nie wytrzymal :)

dudu suckmyoff niceandquick :D

Mnie tam jakos specjalnie nie smieszy ale im-a-dick mnie naprawde smieszylo xp

szkoda ze atkinson jest przewaznie znany tylko ze swoich smiesznych min i niezdarnosci w tych krotkich filmkach. a jedynym wypowiadanym przez niego slowem jest "bean!" i jakis belkot. bo jak widac ma tez inne ogromne zdolnosci:)

uwielbiam sluchac brytyjczykow jak sie wkurzaja i jak klną. ni cholery ich zrozumiec :D a przy okazji oplują się wypowiadając twardo te slowa. wyszlo genialnie :) choc mogloby byc wiecej fabuly.

Geniusz ! XD

I'm-a-dick mnie rozwalił ;]
mistrzostwo

mistrz!
jesli chodzi o te jego stand_up_shows to naprawde jest niesamowity...