On our English lesson, a teacher gave us something I want to show you... 
Try to read that and don't make any mistake.. It's not so easy it looks like
Euro English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro English".
In the first year, 's' will be replece the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have letter less.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the ' f '. This will make words like ' fotograf ' 20% shorter!
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will ekorage the removal of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be resepiv to steps such as replasing ' th' with 'z' and' w '
wiz ' v '. During ze fifz year ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similiar changes vud of kurs be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After ze fifz yer ve vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Zen Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru!!
Try to read that and don't make any mistake.. It's not so easy it looks like
Euro English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro English".
In the first year, 's' will be replece the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have letter less.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the ' f '. This will make words like ' fotograf ' 20% shorter!
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will ekorage the removal of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be resepiv to steps such as replasing ' th' with 'z' and' w '
wiz ' v '. During ze fifz year ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similiar changes vud of kurs be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After ze fifz yer ve vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Zen Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru!!
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