Do baru wchodzi ksiądz, alkoholik i pedofil... a to dopiero pierwsza osoba!
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- Dlaczego samolot się rozbił?
- Bo pilot był kromką chleba.
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- Co jest gorsze od znalezienia robaka w jabłku?
- Holokaust.
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So a pirate walks into a bar. Where his belt buckle should be there's a wheel like ya steer the ship with. The bartender looks at him and says
"Sir, does that ever bother you?"
And the pirate looks back, saying
"Arrr, it drives me nuts"
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- Dlaczego samolot się rozbił?
- Bo pilot był kromką chleba.
***
- Co jest gorsze od znalezienia robaka w jabłku?
- Holokaust.
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So a pirate walks into a bar. Where his belt buckle should be there's a wheel like ya steer the ship with. The bartender looks at him and says
"Sir, does that ever bother you?"
And the pirate looks back, saying
"Arrr, it drives me nuts"
Skydiving is a high risk activity that may result in loss of job, spouse, sobriety and large amounts of money.
Bazinga!
