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Nagrody Darwina odcinek 2Tym razem udałem sie na stronę domową Nagród Darwina wwww.darwinawards.com
by odkopać dla was trochę więcej nowych zdarzeń. Oto efekty nocnego
tłumaczenia z angielskiego... purysci językowi nie ucieszą się, ale
historie są tak niesamowite, że wynagrodzą wszystko... Wasz nocny Joe Monster
Legendy Miejskie Dentysta sadysta (September 2000) Zadzwoniono do mnie z gabinetu mojego dentysty zeby odwolac wizyte, poniewaz
doktor zachorowal i musial udac sie do szpitala. Uznalem ze dostal czegos
w rodzaju ostrej grypy, ale prawdziwa historia okazala sie ciekawsza.
Wedlug znajomego kiedy wstrzyknal efinefryne w dziasla znaczaca jej ilosc
dostala sie do krwiobiegu i rozrzedzila krew w jego glowie, powodujac
utrate swiadomosci. Wtedy upadl na podloge i zadlawil gaza, ktora wdechem
wcianal w tchawice. Zanim jego pracownicy zorientowali sie ze brakuje
go, dentysta lezal juz 15 minut. Iracki terrorysta Khay Rahnajet, nie nakleil wystarczajacej ilosci znaczkow na liscie-bombie i powróciła ona do niego oznaczona "zwrócić nadawcy". Otworzyl list i wylecial w powietrze "News of the Weird" doniosly ze we wrzesniu 1996 mezczyzna zostal smiertelnie zmiazdzony na schodach biura handlu nieruchomosciami i ubezpieczeniami w Huntington, N.Y., podczas gdy kradl zniego 300 kg sejf. Najwyraˇniej pogwałcił główną zasadę na temat przenoszenia ciezkich przedmiotów : nigdy nie stoj stopien nizej niz sejf. Sejf był pusty w czasie wypadku. W San Jose w Kaliforni, Herman, an avid hunter, used the butt of his shotgun to bash his girlfriend's windshield during an argument. But his loaded gun accidentally discharged into his stomach, killing him and ending the argument. "Nic nie poradze, ale zauwaz ze nie ma naszego wspólnego problemu, który nie mogłby byc rozwiązany przez twój wyjazd"
Wózek widłowy Glupie Triki Raperzy Dwoch wspolproducentow przeszkodzilo wysilkom ratowania rannego mezczyzny. Policja zostala wezwana dopiero skargami sasiada, któremu przeszkadzala glosna muzyka i gwaltowne krzyki. Kiedy przybyla, Michael musial zostac skrepowany, bo przeskadzal w opanowaniu sytuacji, a Fred dostal swira. Obaj stana przed sadem. Robert mial 24 lata kiedy zmarl w spiaczce w Centrum Medycznym Uniwersytetu Stanowego Ohio.
Do It Yourself, Do Yourself In One day on the job, Charles was apparently bonked in the head by his bricks. He had the great idea! He would build an electric fence in his own backyard. "An electric fence will keep the dogs in." Charles connected a wire to an extension cord, and managed to encircle his backyard with a 120-V strand of wire without mishap. His dogs will not be sued for puppy support with this security system in place! The household became accustomed to the fence, and things settled down to normal, until Charles picked up a passion for gardening. Charles had a real nice set of tomatoes, and I'm not referring to his wife. One day he reached for a tomato, put his hand on the electrified wire, and there's really no need to explain what happened next. Why did this man die? Like other inexperienced people, he thought he knew what he was doing. But his design had two major flaws. Fences constructed for dogs use one-tenth the voltage of cattle fences (which do use 120 volts.) And he needed to install a repeater, which transmits 150-microsecond pulses, to hit a cow with a jolt of juice that cuts off in time to avoid creating a pile of rare steaks by the fence. The moral of this story is, as always, one of the guiding principles
of common sense: if you don't know how to do something, don't do it! Count Your Chickens
ZASADY DLA RABUSIOW:
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police. AVweb, a weekly aviation news letter, reported that a bungling burglar broke into a Mooney aircraft at the Knox County, Ohio airport and removed its avionics system, including the Emergency Locating Transmitter or ELT. This device sends homing signals if the aircraft crashes. You can guess what happened next. The ham-handed crook jarred the ELT enough to activate it, and authorities had no trouble tracking the perpetrator to his lair. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still wouldn't give him the money, so the robber called the police -- and was arrested. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking" stole a steamroller and led police on a 5mph chase, until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop. Facet z rajstopa na głowie probowal obrabowac sklep w pasazu handlowym.
Kiedy przybyla ochrona szybko wyciagnal torbe na zakupy i udawal ze robi
zakupy zapominajac ze wciaz ma na glowie rajstope. Zostal pojmany a jego
zdobycz zwrocona do sklepu. |